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The Best Things in Life are Free

Who doesn’t love a good bouncy ride? Even better: a free one from someone dressed in a dolphin costume! Chances are, it’s been a while. And it’s not as though anyone else is offering. None of your relatives are up for the challenge anymore (in fact that window closed a few decades and 100+ pounds ago) and your significant other would just look at you like you’re crazy (or find it kinky). Continue reading