Nature is dirty. Not in the rugged, outdoorsy way, but in the animals humping each other way. If you’re the type who DVRs nature shows and then fast forwards to the mating scenes (no judgments), the Sundance Channel has a better option for you – Green Porno.
This season (#2) focuses on sexy creatures under the sea, including the female whale who wants to see the boys fight over her, the hermaphrodite limpet who lines up to take its turn being the bottom, and the hideous anglerfish who does it with her light on and treats her little man like he’s a portable sperm bank. Kinky, I know.
And who better to perform these animal sex acts than the lovely Isabella Rossellini. She dons all manner of ridiculous costumes to educate us in the ways of seduction… animal seduction. My favorite is the whale costume:
If you think that’s hot, wait until she turns around (watch the video for her… um… Moby Dick).