Enjoy your matzo and Cadbury Creme Eggs!
If the Slap Chop has fallen short of its promise to make your life more exciting, you might want to try putting something other than that guy’s nuts in your mouth. Why not try Thai green crocodile curry, oven-baked tarantula (so much healthier than fried), or giant toasted leaf cutter ants (which “taste similar to crisply fried bacon with an earthy taste”)? And for desert, there’s nothing like coffee made from animal droppings and some pearl dust to really put you in the mood.
It’s probably a good thing the name of the company is Edible, otherwise you might never have known you should be eating this stuff. And then where would you be? Living a boring life.
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Bacon… in bed. Yes, this why-didn’t-someone-think-of-this-genius-idea-sooner alarm clock actually cooks you bacon in the morning.
From the Wake n’ Bacon page:
This clock gently wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, just like waking up on a Sunday morning to the smell of Mom cooking breakfast. Unless you’re Jewish.
I don’t know about my fellow Chosen people, but if waking up to bacon is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
[via Urban Outfitters blog]