Category Archives: Ass Shaking

The Best Things in Life are Free

Who doesn’t love a good bouncy ride? Even better: a free one from someone dressed in a dolphin costume! Chances are, it’s been a while. And it’s not as though anyone else is offering. None of your relatives are up for the challenge anymore (in fact that window closed a few decades and 100+ pounds ago) and your significant other would just look at you like you’re crazy (or find it kinky). Continue reading


Eff Friday the 13th, I Wanna Dance

In keeping with my Friday dance posts, I give you cute (but weird) dancing blobs.  Enjoy!

Happy Weekend!

P.S. Speaking of cute and weird, Japan has named three women their “Ambassadors of Cute”.  Really Japan?  Really?  I guess it’s better though than the cartoon cat they chose as an ambassador last year (no, not Hello Kitty – she was robbed!).

Sweet Dance Moves

Even funnier than the dancing is the fact that this is a ping pong match that he’s so ecstatic about.

Happy Friday!

[via Twitterer @effedparkslope]

To Celebrate.

In honor of Friday and the first day of my blog, I bring you my favorite dance move.

Happy Weekend!