The Best Things in Life are Free

Who doesn’t love a good bouncy ride? Even better: a free one from someone dressed in a dolphin costume! Chances are, it’s been a while. And it’s not as though anyone else is offering. None of your relatives are up for the challenge anymore (in fact that window closed a few decades and 100+ pounds ago) and your significant other would just look at you like you’re crazy (or find it kinky).

So free up your Saturday night because from 11 pm to 12 am on May 23rd the Club Animals bouncy ride-giving dolphin will be generously offering up his lap on the L train platform at Union Square. You can bounce like there’s no tomorrow and no one will judge you (except maybe a few hipsters on their way out to the ‘Burg). According to Club Animals, “This is a free public service”;  all you need to bring is your ass and a little nostalgia.

And what exactly is the dolphin getting out of all of this? Well, let’s just say that’s not a can of dolphin-safe tuna in his pocket.

(These are bouncy rides, not lap dances, people. Bounce responsibly.)


2 responses to “The Best Things in Life are Free

  1. styleisthenewblack

    Tell me you took this picture. This is something I have yet to see. Wow.

    Have you seen xylophone expert Cookie Monster on the Union Square L platform yet?

    • effyouitsmagic

      No, I’m not the photographer; these are from the Club Animals website. If I’d witnessed this myself, there’d be photos up of ME bouncing. 🙂

      And no, I’ve never seen the Cookie Monster xylophone expert.

      Apparently I don’t hang around the Union Square L platform enough.

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