If the Slap Chop has fallen short of its promise to make your life more exciting, you might want to try putting something other than that guy’s nuts in your mouth. Why not try Thai green crocodile curry, oven-baked tarantula (so much healthier than fried), or giant toasted leaf cutter ants (which “taste similar to crisply fried bacon with an earthy taste”)? And for desert, there’s nothing like coffee made from animal droppings and some pearl dust to really put you in the mood.
It’s probably a good thing the name of the company is Edible, otherwise you might never have known you should be eating this stuff. And then where would you be? Living a boring life.